Attorneys At Paws
Get to know the pets at our firm!
Maximillion Snacksmillion
Belongs to Managing Partner Kim Frye
Loves to shred…furniture “Felony couch destruction”
Does tricks for treat – “Known con artist: trades high-fives for treats.”
Not too manly to wear a pink collar –“Busted for excessive style!”
Does tricks for treat – “Known con artist: trades high-fives for treats.”
Not too manly to wear a pink collar –“Busted for excessive style!”
Ceasar
Belongs to Executive Assistant Kera
Steals Socks – hides them for safe keeping – “Charged with grand theft cotton”
“Tennis ball addict – no rehab in sight”
“Tennis ball addict – no rehab in sight”
Penny & Benji
Belongs to Paralegal Jillian
Penny: Convicted Tennis Ball Thief
Benji: Wanted for Speeding (Excessive Zoomies at Bedtime) and Reckless Conduct (Jumping on my head)
Benji: Wanted for Speeding (Excessive Zoomies at Bedtime) and Reckless Conduct (Jumping on my head)
Wrigley
Belongs to Intake Specialist Max Ackerman
Charges:
Theft of Socks in a Felony Amount, Countertop Surfing (Repeat Offender), Fleeing and Eluding in a Leash Zone
Theft of Socks in a Felony Amount, Countertop Surfing (Repeat Offender), Fleeing and Eluding in a Leash Zone
Skittles
Belongs to Attorney Michael Namer
Guilty of:
Pooping in the house while walking leaving a trail of terror
Licking you when you DON’T want to be licked
Barking at EVERYTHING!
Jumping up on elderly parents
Sleeping in beds too small for her size
Apollo
Belongs to Attorney Michael Namer
Guilty of:
Dumbest animal in the house
Attacking the blinds to get to the Amazon delivery man
hiking his leg on the kitchen island
drinking ALL the water right after the bowl is filled
Jumping up on men and racking their balls
Sleeping on beds too small for his size
Dumbest animal in the house
Attacking the blinds to get to the Amazon delivery man
hiking his leg on the kitchen island
drinking ALL the water right after the bowl is filled
Jumping up on men and racking their balls
Sleeping on beds too small for his size
TomTom
Belongs to Attorney Michael Namer
Guilty of:
NOTHING. He is the bestest and totally not spoiled
Spoiled rotten
NOTHING. He is the bestest and totally not spoiled
Spoiled rotten
Rooster
Belongs to Attorney Michael Namer
Guilty of:
Biting the hand that feeds him
giving a good side eye
being too cute
Biting the hand that feeds him
giving a good side eye
being too cute
Mochi
Public Indecency and Grand Theft Blanket
Widely known as lover, not a thinker, Mochi is a professional napper whose greatest ambition is to be within three inches of a warm human at all times. He might not understand “roll over” or “fetch”, but he’s mastered “be adorable” and “don’t move unless absolutely necessary”
Approach with caution — he’s armed with puppy eyes and zero shame.